Goodr Stay Fly, Ornithologists

499 kr

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Don’t be a dodo!!! Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PHG sunglasses. These professorial frames won’t slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We’re not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it’s extinct. Nuff said.

Tillgänglighet: 1 i lager

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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

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Running is fun, your gear should be too.

goodr believe that running is fun and your gear should be too. We love dogs in the office, but more importantly we like doing cool shit. We believe done is better than perfect, the only way to get better is to fail, and most of all, having fucking fun!
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